Category: Güntaard
Guntaard The Collection 1997-98
75OL-402 Guntaard – The Collection 1997-98

Digital download and streaming is available here
Track listing
- Guitarisaurus 01:19
- Please Buy My Junk 00:58
- Spraying Black and Gold 01:33
- Trot Along Pony 02:14
- Buttercup Calf 02:55
- Real Dance Party 00:54
- Addicted to Power 01:23
- Get Naked And Roll Around In It 04:09
- Dahmer Played Jazz 01:57
- I’d Slap Your Mouth 01:22
- Shards 00:54
- My Brain Grew Hair 03:30
- How Does It Feel to be Named Chip? 03:14
- Demento Lounge 02:53
- Satan Knocks 01:41
- Who Drank the Nyquill 02:01
- Pesto Pants Casio Freakout 05:57
Recorded on a Tascam Portastudio 424 in 1997-98.
Güntaard – Rhubarb in the Hoo-Ha
75OL-049 Güntaard – Rhubarb in the Hoo-Ha CD

Limited silkscreen edition of 50 copies
$7.00 S&H Included
Track Listing
- How Does It Feel To Be Named Chip?
- Buttercup Calf
- Please Buy My Junk
- Trot Along Pony
- Deviants Night Out
- Curtains Down
- This is How You Fake It
- Time Will Go By
- Two of Us
- The Suit
- Couldn’t Catch Me
- Fluttering Wet Cardboard Beatbox
Recorded between April 1996 and May 1998 on a Tascam 4 track cassette and forgotten about, the five members of Güntaard have never all been in the same room at the same time but were all fueled by the same things- bong hits, failed relationships, and unemployment. Using traditional instruments such as guitars, bass, and keyboards as well as drum machines, screwdrivers on metal tables, tape loops, television sets, electronic toys with dying batteries, they recorded over 100 songs in this two year period. Rhubard in the Hoo-Ha is a collection of songs that are heavy on the drum machines and distorted vocals. For fans of Ween, Trollin Withdrawal and Butthole Surfers.









